Shahar Shahar ki kahani....

Mumbai-
Q- bhai sahab ATM kahaan hai?
A-(In marathi) saala marathi nahi bola... maaro...
Delhi
Q- bhai sahab ATM kahaan hai?
A- 100 rs de to bataunga...
Kolkata
Q- bhai sahab ATM kahaan hai?
A- ATM to udhar hai par paisa nahi hai... Bank ki hadtaal hai...
Patna
Q- bhai sahab ATM kahaan hai?
A- Kal tak to yahaan tha...aaj shayad netaji ke bangle me le gaye hain....
South
Q- bhai sahab ATM kahaan hai?
A- This is land of rajnikant.. we need no ATM...yanna raskala....